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Chapter 7 Dice Setting (continued)
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...What these dice-setting gurus have done is quite entrepreneurial. They realize more people are learning that no true winning system
exists, so profits from selling them have dropped. They probably asked themselves, "How can we still make money off these
money-hungry get-rich-quick fools?" It didn't take them long to figure it out. They probably thought, "If we can't get them to buy our
bogus betting systems, our only other option is to convince them they can control the dice." I must admit, it's brilliant. Throw in some
fancy words and statistical terms to make it sound scientific, get some of their acquaintances to plug it and write a few testimonials, then
cleverly advertise it as a way to beat the casino for untold profits. Woohoo! Where's my checkbook? Oh, and don't forget to buy the
practice box, too. You'll definitely need that.
I can't help wondering why these so-called experts waste their time giving seminars and writing books instead of playing craps. If their
dice-setting skills can beat the house out of thousands of dollars each session, why aren't they making millions each year by putting their
skills to work? Student testimonials on some of these dice-setting websites claim winning thousands after just a few hours of playing
time using the techniques learned in the seminars, so why don't the dice wizards and writers make millions for themselves by applying
what they claim? If students can win thousands after attending a short seminar (as the testimonials state), imagine what the experts can
win using the skills they've supposedly honed for years.
I suspect that their response might be such nonsense as, "I enjoy teaching (or writing). It's in my blood. I love sharing my knowledge
with others, helping them to obtain wealth to make their lives easier and more satisfying. I'm a teacher (or writer), not a craps shooter.
I've devoted my life to teaching (or writing)." (Excuse me while I throw up.) Gee, that sounds so noble of them. Let's have a group
hug and sing Kumbaya. If they love it so much, why don't they provide their services and books for free? Wouldn't it then be much
more self-rewarding, self-enriching, and self-fulfilling?
Here's an idea for them to consider. Spend each morning playing craps using their dice-setting skills to make a minimum of $1,000 per
day (that's at least $365,000 per year). Apparently, this is easy to do, according to the testimonials. Then, in the afternoons and
evenings, they could teach their seminars and write their books for free. This approach would accomplish two goals: 1) Make plenty of
money to live well (probably much more than selling seminars and books), and 2) Achieve harmony with their inner spirits by doing what
they love and feeling good about themselves for helping the less fortunate. Because of their enormous craps winnings, they wouldn't
have to sell their books or services. This would allow them to reach out to even more unfortunate people because, if it were free, more
people would take their seminars and read their books. Imagine how many more lives they could improve if it were free. Imagine how
much more heartwarming and rewarding it would be for them if they selflessly gave it away for nothing. If they could beat the house
for millions, they certainly wouldn't need the relatively minimal income from book and seminar sales. I don't know about you, but to me,
it doesn't add up. These shysters are settling for a fraction of what they supposedly could make if they simply implemented the schemes
they're peddling to you and me. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
When you experience these clowns at the table, act like a beginner and politely ask, "Why do you do set the dice like that?" You'll be
amazed and amused by their stupid responses. But don't stand too close while talking to them; their bad breath from all the bullshit
coming out of their mouths is strong enough to knock you down. For even more fun, ask them, "What number are you going to roll?"
If he responds (he likely won't), then say, "A buck side bet says you won't roll that number." If you're lucky and the idiot takes your
bets, you'll win more from him than you will from the casino.
When it's your turn to shoot, casually pick up the dice and smoothly toss them using a natural, fluid motion. If you need to apply some
mojo, it's okay to gently knock the table once or twice with the dice or quickly blow on them as part of your tossing motion. But,
please, we all beg you, don't set the dice before each and every throw.
Thank you for taking the time to read Chapter 7 of my book, The Secret to Craps: The Right Way to Play. I hope you enjoyed learning about
the absurdity of dice setting. Remember, instead of taking advantage of your get-rich-quick dreams, this book tells it like it is.
It teaches you to play craps in reality, not in Fantasyland. Armed with facts instead of false hope, you'll be a strong
weapon against the casino.
Don't be a sucker! Don't get conned into believing that dice control actually works! Play smart...learn the secret to craps.
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